A Pagan dies and goes up to heaven. There is St Peter at the Pearly gates. He invites the Pagan in and offers to show him around. The Pagan sees a whole pile of Vikings who are having a big party with mead and tossing axes. Then he sees a whole pile of Hindus who are dancing and decorated out with bright colours. Then he sees more Pagans who are having a medievil festival. Every where he goes people are dancing, laughing and having fun. He notices that there is one really small corner which nobody goes to. Across the corner is a curtain. So the Pagan asks St Peter what is the curtain for. So St Peter says "shhh that is for the Christians. They like to think they are the only ones here :)